Why You Will NEVER Win the Laundry Battle!

Danielle Elwood is a mother, blogger and social media guru. She lives and works in Connecticut where she operates her own business One Mom Digital Media. She is the full time Managing Editor of The Broad Side, and also contributes on Babble.com's Kid Blog. She is a passionate liberal, pro-choice women who holds many passions close to her including Natural Childbirth Advocacy, HIV Awareness, and Woman's Rights.
Danielle is an independent author releasing her first book Take Me Out, summer of 2013.

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Why You Will NEVER Win the Laundry Battle!

Dear Moms & Dads…

Stop Trying.
You will never win.
The Laundry will ALWAYS outsmart you AND win.

Love,

Danielle

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5 Responses to “Why You Will NEVER Win the Laundry Battle!”

Michele
August 14, 2012 at 11:51 pm

I have given up trying. I bow to the laundry gods and feel as if I have received a good omen for the day if I can find shorts AND socks for three of my kids without digging through the pile for 10 minutes. As long as I get it all clean, I’ve got my ass covered.

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Cheap Mama Chick
August 15, 2012 at 11:50 am

I am so with you on this!! I consider myself a pretty neat person, but I gave up on laundry long ago! It was wasting my time! Each kid (and myself) usually has a clean (unfolded) and dirty basket of clothes in their closet and I am FINE with it!

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Soxy Diamond
August 15, 2012 at 12:03 pm

This made me laugh out loud. The (very) sad part for me is that I don’t even have children and feel like I can’t tackle our neverending mountain of laundry! My husband, however, produces more laundry than any human being I’ve ever met. Seriously.

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themerrywench
August 15, 2012 at 7:48 pm

I love this! Is it bad that I’ve gotten to a point where I’ve just given up? I do a load a day. If I catch up, great. But I can’t fret about it anymore, lol

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debthompson
August 17, 2012 at 8:57 am

So true! My kids are older teens now and there is still piles of laundry.

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